Dadzilla Threatens to Strike
China Bitch...and Bitch and Bitch
- One day, Dadzilla suggests we go out to get
Chinese for dinner. We both like Chinese, but I'm apprehensive
about going anywhere with him, whether he's driving or a passenger.
Who needs the aggravation of a screaming old man at the slightest
provocation? Yearning for something different for dinner, I
acquiesce, and off we go the couple miles to get Chinese at a chain
place.
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- I avoid as much as possible making left turns
with no light in the middle of the day anyway, now I'm extra
careful. One false move and there could be an explosion. Driving
on egg shells doesn't matter; there's ALWAYS something to complain
and yell about. I think back on the rare occasions my mother was in
the same vehicle as him, and why they were so infrequent. I repent
for being a stupid kid, encouraging her to get in the same vehicle
as he was. I guess all kids want their parents together, even as
they argue bitterly and they lack any wisdom to see it's much better
off that they separate. I wonder what kind of insecure,
micromanager I would have become had Dadzilla actually lived in the
same house as me past the age of 6.
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- Uh oh. It's one of those yellow lights you
have to brake kind of suddenly for, as there isn't enough time to
make it through before it turns red. Three “what the hells”, a
“goddamnit”, and a sexist epithet later, and we're back on our
way. Is all this worth it for Chinese? He's not shutting up.
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- Finally, we pull in, place our order, get our
order and get out. The second we pull out and get stopped at a
light, he continues his spiel about how the lights in Arizona are
rigged to the detriment of the drivers. “Wah wah, wah wah wah
wah, wah,” on and on and, apparently, on. We get home and he
gives me an order. I don't even remember what it was, but I guess
it didn't sit right that particular day, already hearing him
rambling on almost the entire time driving.
- I declare, almost yelling, “Stop giving me
orders! You do it all the time!” Dadzilla's eyes widen, as he
erupts. “I wasn't telling you what to do, goddamnit!” and “I
oughta hit you a good one!” Violence is always the answer, but I
won't tolerate it as an adult. “I wish you would hit me, then the
judge can ORDER you to go to anger management. You've needed it for
YEARS.” I've disputed the authority of Dadzilla. This will not
do. He accuses me of being selfish. I don't understand the
connection between wanting him to go to anger management and being
selfish, but I've already had enough.
- I gather up my Chinese food and head to my
room. I have to come back out to the kitchen to get a drink. I'm
not the only one who forgot my drink. Dadzilla is again cursing
because he left his drink somewhere in the restaurant. “Ta hell
with it! I'll just go on without it.” Being the selfish person I
am, I drive back down to the restaurant alone and bring back his
drink. I place it on the table next to his food. He has nothing to
say.
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